Valentine
By Fabian Bagdes
Ummm…excuse me
You’re a bitch
You remind everyone
Of the wicked witch.
I hope a house would
Fall on your head
Then the munchkins cry
*Ding dong* you’re dead.
Your existence
Should be against the law
You’ve got big ears
And a bobble jaw.
Now I really hope
That you liked this rhyme
So will you please
Not be my valentine.
You’re a bitch
You remind everyone
Of the wicked witch.
I hope a house would
Fall on your head
Then the munchkins cry
*Ding dong* you’re dead.
Your existence
Should be against the law
You’ve got big ears
And a bobble jaw.
Now I really hope
That you liked this rhyme
So will you please
Not be my valentine.
About the Author
How does one write a bio? I suppose I should start with my name. “My name is Fabian Bagdes.” Then add a few generic details about myself. “I am a creative writing major in my second year of college.” Then add several unique, yet still generic details, in order to further describe myself as a person. “I write a lot and finish every little. I plan to write for a living, but I will most likely end up as a starving artist. I plan to travel the world and do a variety of city marathons such as London, Boston, Paris, Tianjin and Athens.” And then the bio is copy and pasted here for you to read. Enjoy.